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asbo (assorted topics)
Example: This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the PASSION POLICE for BEING TOO SEXUALLY DEMANDING! Restrictions are as follows: -You must learn to control yourself (especially in public places), -Stop talking dirty and groping, -Stop wearing sleazy clothes, -Stop bringing every conversation around to sex, -Stop leering, drooling, lechering and panting, -Have no less than 3 cold showers a day For a period of six months from today.